I Never Thought It Would Be You

Epilogue - A Floo Conversation

By Pigwidgeon37

“Lucius? Are you in the library?”

“Yes, my dear. Do I detect that particular I-Got-Sensational-News look on your face?”

“Yesss! Oh, it's absolutely wonderful news! They did it! They finally did it!”

“Who did what, my darling? Despite my many attempts, I have not yet learned how to read your mind.”

“Severus and Hermione! They’ve finally become lovers!”

“I see with pleasure that two years of marriage have somewhat ennobled your vocabulary. Three years ago, you would have said ‘they finally shagged each other’…or some other, equally colourful expression.”

“Three years ago, we hadn’t even met. Do you have any idea how insanely fuckable you look when pulling the arrogant-bastard number?”

“Thank you, my dear. I thought you were never going to say it.”

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